Crazikus # 13

A Beefy Middle

A Five-Syllable wonder

No need to explain

No, I don't do crack!

No drugs are needed for my

Retarded Haikus

Shit on a Shingle

That is Creamed chipped beef on toast

Military fun

Crazikus # 12

Beef, Pork, Chicken, Fish
Ingredients in dog food
Those lucky bastards


Walking down the street
I forget where I'm going
And...where are my pants?


The Asian bird flu
Doesn't scare me very much
I am not a bird

Crazikus # 11

The Hardcore gaming
can lead people down wrong paths
B.O., Cheetos, tears


Turtles are slowly
gaining on me in my car...
waiting to kill me


Walking to the store
I forgot to make a list
of people I loathe

Crazikus #10

Everything looks odd

I'm dancing on the ceiling

Must be the Eighties

Grab the controller

Play until the Cops give chase

GTA Hookers

"Smokin' and Drinkin'"

A song that defies all odds

Unbelievable

Crazikus #9

Fleeting thoughts today

What if Band-Aids were salted?

A world of wonder

Mullets rock my world

The "Wisconsin Waterfall"

Is by far, the best

Pus, blood, scabs, swelling

My love is overflowing

Salted Band-Aid? Hmmmm....

Crazikus #8

Sticker on my foot

It must be attacking me

From my Daughter's stash

Snowing constantly

The snowman gets heavier

Time to call Miss Craig

If gums are bleeding

stop chewing on broken glass

You circus reject

Crazikus #7

Beating on the drum

Babbaloo...Babbaloo...Yeah

Ricky is the bomb

Yeah, I did do it...

Put baby in the corner

She was in time-out

Creeping slowly now

Turtle took too much acid

Oh, Mister Wizard!