Crazikus #20

Used Torso for sale!

At the Dahmer Residence!

Act Now...it's Half Off!

If Birds are lovers,

Then Bees must be the fighters.

Terrible Sex-Ed.

Shaving for hours

I hit bone, and my blade dulls

I'm the Gillette Man!

Crazikus #19

Twenty-Four and Lost

Two shows that capture my brain

And feed it to me

Horatio says:

I love my Good N' Plenty

And my sunglasses

Standing Silently

Head tilted...eyes gazed downward

H says something lame

Crazikus #18

Yes, I am slacking

in creating these haikus

What's it to ya, bud?

Dancing in the dark

I stub my toe. While screaming...

I notice a corpse

Don't poke the body

It's filled with gasses and pus

Call Horatio

Crazikus #17

One week...no haikus

Why did that happen, you ask?

Because I'm lazy

Things that are crazy.

Dogs wearing colorful vests.

Cats in pajamas.

It's so cold outside.

I think my nipples cracked off.

No breast feeding now.

Crazikus #16

Smelling the new stench

I ponder the origin

Who's gas attacked me?

I light hearted laugh

Beans, beans, the magical fruit

A source for pure fun

Don't get close, buddy!

That's a dangerous thing there

Panda with hammer.

Crazikus # 15

The funeral home
Has a bar that's named "Beavers"
Right next door....no joke.


Pushing for hours
I make a brown baby boy
That's NOT chocolate!


Stare in the bird's eyes...
And see nothing that's within
No conversation

Crazikus #14

Stabbing in my brain

Distinct pain like no other

Migraines are awesome

Smelling the pig's feet

I ponder where they have been

Pen? Barnyard? Stripclub?

Machines keep toiling

Burning oil and energy

To make my toilet